"SLC Punk!" Scenes

SLC Punk! is rated R for pervasive drug content, language, and some sex/nudity. Do not read any further if one is not aloud to view rated R content.

The following script was transcribed by the webmaster, Jessica. If one wants to put this script on one's website, please ask permission before doing so — I worked a long time to get this put up!

The following two scenes are the only scenes where Devon makes an appearance playing Sean.

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Sean selling acid to friend.

SEAN: Man. I told you $25 man. $25. This is inflation.

MAN: Shit. Pretty expensive. Thanks man. Nice spikes.

SEAN: Nice fuckin’ suit.

RUSS (man next to him) interrupting: Lemme ask you somethin’ Sean. What the fuck did you become a punk for?

MAN: Hey man. (Talking to Russ) Come on. The kid wants to be a punk, let em be a punk.

SEAN: You see, Russ, Mods are pussies, man. The shit's fucking dead.

RUSS: If we catch you tonight (points to Sean), we’re kicking your ass.

MAN: Come on...come!

SEAN: Kickin my ass? KICK MY ASS! Oooh!! (Sarcastic trying to make believe he’s scared). Why don’t you get on your fuckin bikes and ride away.

RUSS: Hey fuck you.

SEAN: No thanks sweetheart, no thanks.

MAN: Thanks man. (To Sean about acid)

SEAN: Alright. Hey your mom’s still driving us to soccer practice right?

MAN: 4:00.

SEAN: You guys enjoy!

Cop sees Sean. Looks like trouble. Sean starts to run.

NARRATOR/BOB: So Sean puts all this acid in his pocket and the School cop —

STEVO (interrupting): Where was this?

BOB: South East High Mound. (Getting back to story) So he takes off running and he’s running through the track mill and the sprinklers are on. So the water soaks through his pants and melts the acid, which went through his pants onto the skin on this leg. So ya know over 100 hits of acid dissolved into Sean’s leg. FRIED HIM! So I went to see him like a week later and it just snowed and he was sitting outside in the cold.

Cut to: Sean sitting outside on his patio.

BOB (to Sean): What ya doin outside man?

SEAN (points to Bob): Are you him?

BOB: Yeah I’m him.

SEAN: Jesus! Have I sinned or am I going to Heaven?

BOB: Ha. Ha. You’re fryin’ man! How much acid did you take?

SEAN: Wait you’re not Jesus, you’re Bob!

BOB: I’m Bob! How goes it? Aha.

SEAN (amazed): How you doin that?

BOB: Doin what?

SEAN: Walking on water. If I get off this chair, I’ll drown. You know why Bob? Because I can’t swim.

BOB: Oh I get it! So um...Sean...So do you see land anywhere?

Sean is obviously messed up in the head because land is everywhere. Sean is even sitting on land. Sean looks both ways.

SEAN: No. Just water. Say Bob?

BOB: Yeah?

SEAN: You’re Jesus.

BOB (pretending/humoring): That’s right. I am. Why do you ask?

SEAN: Satan is in the house. He killed my mom and turned her into a...bull.

Bob waves to Sean’s mom, but she doesn’t really wave too much back. She kinda waves in a goodbye wave. It seems that Sean must have scared his mom. The police arrive.

POLICE: Put your hands in the air and slowly turn around.

Bob slowly turns around all disgusted.

SEAN: I’m saved!!! I’m saved!!!

BOB (sarcastic): Yeah sure Sean, you’re saved.

Sean as a beggar

Sandy and Stevo are walking, then see a beggar which happens to be Sean.

SEAN: Hey you guys wouldn’t happen to have a dollar or somethin, like a little somethin?

STEVE (shocked): Oh shit Sean!

SEAN: Yeah? STEVO: Hey, it’s, it’s me Stevo.

SEAN: Bob!

STEVO: No Stevo!

SEAN: Stevo, how you doin’ man?

STEVO: There you go! You have no idea who I am do you? Remember High School? Mohawk?

SEAN: Yeah! You’re the fuckin’ Mohawk!

STEVO: Yeah punk!

SEAN: How you doin?!

STEVO: Good. How are you doin? I heard they put you away.

SEAN: Yeah, but they let me out. I’m a free man!

STEVO: Oh! Hey this (shows Sandy) Sandy. Sandy this is Sean. Sean this is Sandy.

Sean goes to shake Sandy’s hand.

SEAN: Hi.

SANDY: Nice to meet you.

SEAN (smiling looking at her): Likewise.

STEVO (to Sean): So what you been doin’ with yourself man??

SEAN: Man! I’m a fucking beggar now. It fuckin’ sucks.

SANDY: Wow. You should get a job.

SEAN: I tried that. I fuckin tried that.

CUT TO: Sean walking into a woman’s clothing store.

SC: salesclerk

SEAN (screams to saleswoman on the phone): HEY!!!!!

SC (to the person on the phone): Uh, I gotta go. (To Sean) Can I...help you?

SEAN: Yeah I called about the job.

SC: You called?

SEAN: Yeah! I wanna sell clothes! Woman’s clothes. Aha.

SC: I don’t know. Have you had experience?

SEAN: With what?

SC: Woman’s clothes.

SEAN: What the fuck would I be doing with woman’s clothes? What do I look like a transvestite? (Points to SC) I’m not no fuckin’ transvestite all right!

SC: No no no! I mean, have you ever worked in retail?

SEAN: Huh?

SC: You know selling (pauses) clothes...

SEAN: Well if I was selling clothes already what would I be doing here? I really don’t think this is the right way to start a working relationship. You got a real, a real bad attitude lady and in fact I don’t want your job. I don’t care how much you pay me cause I got integrity. Fucking integrity!

Sean makes scary sound like: Blah aha!!

Back to: Steve and Sandy.

SEAN: It’s like impossible and it really is. It’s the hardest thing. There’s just, there’s just nothing out there for me, you know?

STEVO (looks at him): It’s really tough.

SANDY (takes money out): Here man. (Gives it Sean).

SEAN: Oh hey! (Looks fortunate) Thanks.

SANDY: What about your parents?

SEAN: My parents? Oh! You mean my mom? My mom is scared of me. Ha. She wouldn’t even let me in the house. You know? I mean it’s not like I killed anybody or hurt anybody, you know? It’s just; just you know she’s scared.

STEVE (looks surprised): Yeah. Hey you know what? We gotta get outta here.

Steve says bye and starts walking off.

STEVE/NARRATION: I couldn’t even look at the guy. I felt the pain in my stomach. I didn’t like it. So I turned my back.

SEAN: I’ll see you guys in the rebound!

STEVO (turns around): On the rebound!

SEAN: Right! On the rebound (turns around and starts walking the other way) On the fucking rebound (to himself).

(( SCENE ENDS ))

Back 12.31.2007.